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| I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it. |
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| Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip... take out your... book from your bag and study! |
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| Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the devils sing around U, Mummies dance around u, Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day! |
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| When God solves ur problems, u have faith in his abilities. When he doesn’t solve ur problems, he has faith in ur abilities! Gud Morning. |
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| Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath… Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho |
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| Be a diode to remove -ve thinking, a transistor to amplify the Character.... a resistor to drop Bad habits, and a capacitor to store Good thoughts. Gud Day |
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| Sex is good, sex is fine. Doggy style or 69. Just 4 fun or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid. So if u want me in the sack, lick ur lips n text me back. |
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| Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude... kick them... How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st |
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| Do you like maths?
If so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply! |
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